A couple on their honeymoon were laying in bed together for the first time. The Husband said to the Wife: "If you feel like having sex, pull my penis one time. If you dont want sex, pull my penis 300 times".

3 men with a small penis went to heaven. God gave them each one wish. The first man wished for a big long penis. The second man also wished for a big long Penis. The last man who was Chinese and happy to have a small Penis, made a wish that the other two men would also have a small Penis.

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Once there was a man with a very small Penis and he was the subjest of many jokes. One day while walking on the beach he found an old bottle and rubbed it clean. A Jenie pooped out and promised him one wish. The man thought about it and told her about his small penis and how people always told jokes about the size. So he wished for a large Penis. The Jenie granted his wish and said from that moment forth, every time someone bumped into him and then apoloigized his penis would grow three inches. Well, as he walked up the beach he bumped into another man who said "I apoligize", and then the mans peins grew another three inches. He did this two more times till his penis now measured an extra 9 inches. Now he was happy. No one would tell jokes about his penis in future. He started to head home when an old Indian man bumped into him and said "Im sorry, a Thousand apologizes"!

One day while doing the gardening, a Bee flew up inside a womans pussy. The woman quickly went to the hospital. The doctor said he would put some honey on the tip of his penis to lure out the bee. However, after 30 minutes, the Bee still did not appear. So the Doctor thrusts his Penis in the Womans pussy. The Woman asked the Doctor, "what the hell are you doing?". The doctor replies "I couldn't lure the Bee out, so I'm going to drown the bastard!".

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