One day these three vampires walk into a bar.
One vampire orders a blood on ice.
The second vampire orders a double blood on ice.
The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.
"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making Coffee!"
Why do tampons have little strings?
So men can floss after they eat!
Why do pubic-hair crabs like tampons?
Because they can go bungee jumping on the string!
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