How come does it take one million Sperm to fertilise just one egg?
Because the Sperm refuse to ask directions.
A lonely man was sitting at a bar looking sad.
The barman asked the man "Whats the problem, mate?"
"I just found out theres a sperm bank in my
neighborhood that pays $100 for a sperm donation."
"So what is the problem"? says the barman.
"The problem, replied the man, is that i have blown a fortune in sperm into thin air"....sperm jokes by Peter.
A 75 year old man was returning a sperm specimen to the medical clinic for a sperm count.
But when the nurse looked at the jar she realized it was empty.
"What happened, why is there no sperm inside the jar"?.
"Well, replied the 75 year old man, I tried with my right hand and nothing, then I tried with my left hand and nothing.
My wife tried and nothing, so my sister tried and nothing, i even got the bloke next door and he tried and nothing.
No matter what we did, we just could not get the top off the jar"....sperm jokes by Andy.
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