A younf lady was on the operating table about to have surgery when the medical staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass."
After the surgery was completed the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, "Sorry, but had to mow the lawn."
A polititions wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the election was over, she will shave off all her pubic hair and sit on stage with husband wearing no panties.
Astounded reporters asked what the message was, to which she replied "Read my lips."
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