Submissive Husband Jokes

On a busy day in Heaven, there had been an accident and hundreds of married couples had gone to heaven. God comes and says, "I want all you men to make two lines. One line is for the men that dominated their women on earth The second line is for the other men that were dominated by their bossy wives. In a few minutes there were hundreds of men standing in the line that were dominated by their wives. In the other line, there was only one man. God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. You pathetic weaklings allowed yourselves to be dominated by your wives. God then looked to the other line where the sole man stood. Congradulations, you are the only man that dominated your wife. Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied, "I don't really know. My wife just told me to stand here."

The Doctor had just left and the old man was laying on his death bed. Only hours to live, he smelled the scent of chocolate cake coming from the kitchen. Struggling from his death bed, the old man crawled along the floor to the kitchen. Once there, he noticed his wife had just finished baking a lovely chocolate cake and placed it to cool on the table. In pain, and close to death, the poor old man with his last ounce of energy, reached for a piece of the chocolate cake. His bossy wife quickly slapped his hand, and exclaimed, "Leave the cake alone, its for the funeral!"

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