There was this guy that gets a new job in an adult store.
So, the boss goes out for lunch, and this sexy lady walksd in the store looking for a dildo.
She notices two dildo, one black and one white.
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
Its, "$25" he replies.
She then asks, "How much for the black dildo?".
"Its $25 for the black dildo.
She thinks about it fow awhile, then she says, "I'll take the white dildo as I've never had a white one before".
The woman pays and leaves the store.
Soon, another woman comes in looking for a dildo.
The guy shows her the white one and the black one.
She says, "Ive never had a black dildo so ill take the black one".
She pays for the dildo and leaves.
Next, this big fat lady comes in the store asking about a dildo.
The guy shows her the white dildo and the black one.
But she notices this big shiny dildo on the shelf and asks how much it cost.
The guy says its the delux model and costs $150.
So she takes it and leaves.
The guy's boss returns from lunch and asks "How did you go?".
The guy replies, "well, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $150".
More Dildo Jokes:
A man and women are happily married, but every time they have sex, the husband turns off the lights.
One night during sex the wife turns on the light.
She finds her husband has a dildo in his hand.
In shock she screams out "you impotent bastard" so thats how you fucked me all these years.
"Well you better explain yourself", she says.
The husband replies, "Ill will explain about the dildo if you can explain our five kids".
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