This guy phones an adult shop and asks whats the best blowup doll they have for sale.
He wants something thats totally realistic.
The store owner says, "I have just the thing for you sir. Its so realistic, this blowup doll is just like the real thing".
So the guy orders one.
The store owner starts to pack the blowup doll for shipping when he gets horney and decides to give the doll a root.
After he is finished, he packs the doll and forwards to the customer.
A few weeks later, the customer calls the shop.
"You know that blowup doll you sent me? Its totally realistic".
"That is good to hear", replies the store owner.
"Yes, it's so realistic I got herpes".
Two old gentlemen decided to visit a brothel for sex.
The madam of the brothel thought these two guys so old, she could just give them blowup dolls eah to use.
After the two men were finished and on their way home from the brothel, they started to talk.
The first man said, "That was the worst ever, she just laid there as if she were dead and did nothing".
The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch, "when I bite on her bum....she farted and flew out the window!".
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